Who doesn’t love that glorious stream of heated “cheese” served via pump onto a pile of tortilla chips? That spicy orange sludge just warms the soul and tickles the taste buds. Enjoyed liberally on everything from the obvious burgers and dogs to the die-hard faux cheesehead who gobbles it up on cereal and ice cream. We at Kendall applaud the pump cheese and all its splendor. Feel free to drop by the office for a pump, or look for a Pump Cheese Friday coming your way soon.

*Do not attempt this at home. Professional stunt-pumper at work.